Ok, so this is no ordinary post, oh no! This is actually to show my frustration and creativity among the thing that I hate most in the English language - acronyms. Why in the fuck would somebody make it a good idea to shorten words or phrases to a couple of letters? I remember when growing up, people at my school would begin to use terms like "LOL", "OMG", or "WTF" and I wouldn't get it. For the longest time ever, I'd be ridiculed for not knowing such a dumb term, because everyone would be acting like assholes and not have the guts to tell me what they fucking mean, because, I guess that speaking amongst yourselfs in a different language really deviates you as a special fucking person from the rest of us doesn't it?
So to solve my troubles and frustration, from a couple of years ago 'till now, I have been making my own version of acronyms! And to some it really pisses people off!
Boy do I love the look on their faces! They would ask me something like, "Say, do you like that movie, NES?" to which I'd respond,
"Nintendo Entertainment System? Or that one movie titled, 'Not Everything Sucks'?"
To then and only then would I see their faces bunched up together, making a, "What the fuck?" kind of face.
"No, dude, Never Ending Story! OBVIOUSLY!"
"Well..." I'd respond, "It's confusing enough as it is to not know what the fuck you're talking about when you use acronyms so I just assumed what it meant"
And I'll tell you, from then on, they'd make sure to explain this shit to me in the future!
SO
If anyone were to come up to me and ask my opinion on these acronyms I would probably respond with my own creative answers:
Age of Empires - AoE - Albert's official Eulogy
Battlefield 1942 - BF - Best Friends
Command & Conquer - C&C - Controlled & Corroded
Call of Duty - CoD - Captain of Dreams
Counter Strike - CS - Computer System
Final Fantasy - FF - Fucked Foreigners
God of War - GoW - Gamers' obsolete Water
Metal Gear Solid - MGS - My Gay Son
Phtantasy Star Online - PSO - Play Station Overdrive
Starcraft - SC - Special Combo
Super Mario Brothers - SMB - Specially Manufactured Bionics
Super Smash Brothers Brawl - SSBB - Simulated Sizzling Burned Bacon
Team Fortress 2 - TF2 - Tough Fighters 2
World of Warcraft - WoW - Worse or Worser
First Person Shooter - FPS - Fat People Shitting
Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game - MMORPG - Many Months of Really Precious Gorging
Real Time Strategy - RTS - Racism: The Simulator
Nintendo Dual Screen - Nintendo DS - Nintendo Double Slap
Playstation 1 - PSX - Play Station Xtreme
Allen and Wright - A&W - Apples & Watches
America Online - AOL - Automated Obscene Laughter
Calvin Klein - CK - Child Killers
Chief Executive Officer - CEO - Crazy Entertainment Officials
Electronic Arts - EA - Everyone's Affectionate
Full Time - FT - Fast Transfer
Part Time - PT - Post Terminal
General Motors - GM - Greedy Mexicans
Kentucky Fried Chicken - KFC - Kosher For Children
Microsoft Network - MSN - Many Signals Necessary
United Parcel Service - UPS - Undone Person's Suspenders
As Far As I Know - AFAIK - Already Fathers Are In Kentucky
Away From the Keyboard - AFK - Application For Kittens
Be Back Later - BBL - Before Bringing Lunch...
Be Right Back - BRB - Breast Rating Begins
By the Way - BTW - Because That's Why
Frequently Asked Questions - FAQ - Fat Asses Quota
For Your Information - FYI - Force Yourself Indigestion
Got To Run - GTR - Gross Track Record
Laughing My Ass Off - LMAO - Lugged My Ass Over
No Problem - NP - Not President
And shit like that.
Most of this stuff I already know, but don't assume that I do, or else I'll begin assuming it myself.
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