Dub is shit! It offends my ears!

Ok, so, I assume that by this big picture of a marijuana plant, you must be thinking that I'm going to talk about weed and smoking it...well, that's only a half truth. I want to talk about something else, something a bit more specific. Dub. Dub is what happens when people don't want to start calling it "reggae" anymore, and make it sound "cool" or whatever by calling it something else - "Dub"!.

I pirate games!

Alright, so this might not make a lot of sense to people as to why I do it, but let me tell you a little bit of a back story OK? When I was a young child, I lived with a man who was so stingy, that if I wanted a juice box for my grade 1, elementary school lunch, then he would go to the nearest convenient store, pick up a no-name brand can of frozen juice for 30 cents, tell me to make it myself and put it in a cup so I can take it to school! Ok? That's how stingy my pappy was! Juinor juice? McCain? I didn't even know what this shit was, unless if I begged my mother on my knees, just so I could experience the joy of what it felt like to hold a cold thing of apple juice in my hands...but it doesn't end there!

Real animals eat real food!

So what the fuck do we have here? What is this a fucking picture of? Mice? Dead mice? Kinda mixture of both if you ask me. They're actually frozen mice! Now, why, would someone do such a "cruel" thing? Freeze mice and ziplock them in an air-tight plastic bag? Now, for one, I'd like to say that this isn't even cruel, no, this is considered to be the "humane" way to feed an animal, like snakes, lizards, and other kinds of reptiles.