Magic the Gathering (or any other trading card game)

While I'm still trying to get over the fact that there's a sequel to the most oversexed comedy, "The Hangover" I have to focus my attention on something a little less irritating. As a child I loved playing Pokemon. I loved playing on my Gameboy and even playing the card game too! Mostly, I just collected, but once I figured out that you can actually "battle" with the cards, I became elated! I wanted to play this hyped up shit to no end! I bought all the Pokemon booster packs I could and I began my journey of trading card games.

Gran Turismo 5 - Driving Simulator

What the fuck? Gran Turismo 5? You know, it wasn't until quite some time ago that I had no idea that there was even a Gran Turismo 5 in the making! I didn't even realize there were more past the first 2! So I went to my local gaming boutique to see what this hyped-up shit is all about and I see a "Gran Turismo 5 Prologue" sitting on the fucking shelf. "Prologue?" I thought to myself. Why would anyone think it to be reasonable to release a demo...FOR MONEY? Ok, ok, I get it. Money makes everything better right? And you fucks who made this game knew that people would pay for this shit right? Well...yeah, you are...but you know what? I expected more.

Acronyms - The English language's way of confusing the shit out of everyone

Ok, so this is no ordinary post, oh no! This is actually to show my frustration and creativity among the thing that I hate most in the English language - acronyms. Why in the fuck would somebody make it a good idea to shorten words or phrases to a couple of letters? I remember when growing up, people at my school would begin to use terms like "LOL", "OMG", or "WTF" and I wouldn't get it. For the longest time ever, I'd be ridiculed for not knowing such a dumb term, because everyone would be acting like assholes and not have the guts to tell me what they fucking mean, because, I guess that speaking amongst yourselfs in a different language really deviates you as a special fucking person from the rest of us doesn't it?

P. SUS - Airport Music

Workplace Standards - Profits don't mean anything anymore!

 So yeah, after my rant about how work sucks, I finally got a job. I really like my job, but what I hate is how people must go through so much work and turmoil and spend hundreds of dollars just to get a low-paying job in the first place. However, this doesn't apply to the majority of people working nowadays.

Mirror's Edge - Accuracy 101 (quick review)

 Who the fuck is that? Could someone please tell me who that is? I can't tell if she's trying to pull herself off as a stereotypical female-empowered-Asian or if she's trying to be a new raver. Whatever she's trying to look like, her name is Faith.

Dub is shit! It offends my ears!

Ok, so, I assume that by this big picture of a marijuana plant, you must be thinking that I'm going to talk about weed and smoking it...well, that's only a half truth. I want to talk about something else, something a bit more specific. Dub. Dub is what happens when people don't want to start calling it "reggae" anymore, and make it sound "cool" or whatever by calling it something else - "Dub"!.

I pirate games!

Alright, so this might not make a lot of sense to people as to why I do it, but let me tell you a little bit of a back story OK? When I was a young child, I lived with a man who was so stingy, that if I wanted a juice box for my grade 1, elementary school lunch, then he would go to the nearest convenient store, pick up a no-name brand can of frozen juice for 30 cents, tell me to make it myself and put it in a cup so I can take it to school! Ok? That's how stingy my pappy was! Juinor juice? McCain? I didn't even know what this shit was, unless if I begged my mother on my knees, just so I could experience the joy of what it felt like to hold a cold thing of apple juice in my hands...but it doesn't end there!

Real animals eat real food!

So what the fuck do we have here? What is this a fucking picture of? Mice? Dead mice? Kinda mixture of both if you ask me. They're actually frozen mice! Now, why, would someone do such a "cruel" thing? Freeze mice and ziplock them in an air-tight plastic bag? Now, for one, I'd like to say that this isn't even cruel, no, this is considered to be the "humane" way to feed an animal, like snakes, lizards, and other kinds of reptiles.

What the fuck is up with movies these days? (Comedy)

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Something that I've mused on

Don't you ever find it strange sometimes how people will tell you things and you believe it? I know I have. There have been plenty of times where I would be told something whimsical, or something fantastic, as if it were a new idiom, and I believed them right away. As I grew older I begun to question everything. Only because have I experienced things to contradict with what those same people have told me. 

Super Street Fighter 4 - The Negative Aspect

What the fuck do we have here? A new game? A new fighter? No! It's just Super Street Fighter 4, with more characters! Yay! But seriously, I'm not going to go on for a couple of paragraphs describing what I like about this shit, but I'm going to talk about what I don't like about this game. It's too often do I get an opportunity to talk about a game, where my thoughts on it are more negative than positive...it always is. There's never been a perfect game; never been a game where I can ultimately decide that there's absolutely nothing wrong with it. So let me delve into the aspects of this game which really make my teeth itch ok?

Sex - Keep it in the bedroom!

Why is this the social norm in our society now? Why is it that you can't go a fucking day without some random person talking about, or hinting towards something sexual? The answer to this question is honestly a mystery to me, and I have no i-fucking-dea how and why this came to be.

Leashes - For animals, or for humans?

I can't get enough anymore of seeing parents having their child on a fucking leash! It's so sick, disgusting, degrading, and the reasons behind their motives are just baseless conjectures from sick-minded people! Just listen to my reasoning behind all of this.

Short-short stories #1 - let's see how well I can write

A man. He goes by the name Bob Stewart; gray hair, brown eyes, white skin, though it's a bit flaky. He likes to go out sometimes, in the bad part of town, to buy his usual carton of Malboro.

Fuck'd up e-mails #1

Alright, so, I've been getting many, many weird e-mails from some unknown sender and they're pretty fucked up. There's always, somewhere in the e-mail, something that has to do with sex in some way, but I swear, I have NOT or EVER signed up to any porn site, or newsletter of any kind...at least with my current e-mail address. To understand these e-mails is to read them. Seriously, though, they're really funny, random, though sometimes can be a bit creepy and they NEVER make any sense AT ALL. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy these:

Fuck'd up e-mails ;)

Synopsis Quest - RPG Clichés

http://www.skipmore.com/freegames/synopsis/synopsis.html

Game kicks ass! I've beaten all 30 quests! Can you?

It takes most RPG Clichés and puts it in a Wario-ware-esque type of game. It's really fun! Plus, there's no screamers! Yay!

Rapelay - CNN, an angry letter, and my thoughts

http://ca.kotaku.com/5509703/manga-creator-blasts-cnn-for-being-offensive-and-insulting

I just got done reading all of this story over at Kotaku.com (my main source of everything video game news), and I had a couple of thoughts about everything, from the CNN report, to the manga author's angry letter in protest of CNN's report of the game.

Work - It Sucks

Have I ever told you that I hate work? Actually, whom haven't you heard that from? I know, you know, everyone knows, that nobody likes work...unless if it's getting paid for getting paid, then I guess everyone would like that line of work, but unfortunately, there's no such kind of work like that...yet.

Telus - Overpriced Fucks!

Right now, I have to go out on a limb and say that Telus is definitely the worst telephone, TV cable, and internet company I've ever seen or heard of!